I have heard many comments on my last works that I quote the Platonic dialogues too much and my citations of Socrates brings my sexuality into question. I will refrain from talking about Socrates for little, ok? Secondly, I can assure you that I am not a homosexual. Next person who calls me a gay will be locked in the deepest and darkest corner of my dungeon. While me and my harem of WOMEN feast upon luxurious wines and fine animal game, you will spend the rest of your existence hearing the happenings of my grand life echoing down the cobblestone staircase to your dank cell, as you enjoy the company of rats and cockroaches being your only source of sustenance.
So, onto the topic of this week. I planned a great article on the philosophy of Arthur Schopenhauer. Unfortunately, you will have to wait until next week, something more pressing came up. I have been scarred from my current excursion and need catharsis through writing to rid the horrors from my psyche. I have traveled the world! From the grassy Steppes of Mongolia to the baren desert of the Sahara, to the ruthless jungles of the Amazon, to the frozen tundra of the Arctic and everywhere in between. But none of these travels prepared me for the perilous journey I undertook most recently. Walmart.
I seldom travel to the land of Walmart due to the detrimental effects it has on my brain. Every time I recover from my past experience there and venture back, I am quickly reminded as to why I never wished to return. Walmart is a beacon for the absolute dredges of society. Like moths drawn to a flame, so too are single fat white women wearing pajama pants dragging their mulatto children by the hair to pick up Great Value frozen pizza. Pulling into the parking lot and walking through those sliding doors is probably the closest thing man today can experience as storming the beaches of Normandy. There is an overwhelming sense of dread that strips away any possibility of hope for the future. The creatures you see at a Walmart would put any 19th century circus freakshow to shame. This location is a zoo for the most disgusting and retarded hominids on the planet Earth. I spotted a man so obese that as the scooter hauled his body, the fat oozing off the sides of him nearly dragged across the floor behind him. Walking around I asked an employ where I could find an item, and he replied with “I don’t know nigga I just work here” and then walked away. I was left stunned. The employs and patrons of this store are so unbelievably brainless that it could be contagious. I fear my time in that building will have long term effects on my brain and I urge my readers to wear some sort of armor to protect yourself from the cretins should you find yourself in that hellhole.
I do not concern myself with mainstream politics, and neither should you. It is a waste of time for intelligent people and exist to keep the cattle population occupied when idle. But Walmart is a true exemplar of American policy working properly. And by working properly, I mean it works well for the lizards sitting in Washington. If you have any common sense, then you should recognize the democrats and repooblicans are one in the same. A false dichotomy American politics presents is that there are liberals and conservatives, and they are at odds. Sorry to inform the bleeding-heart liberals but your enemy does not exist in America. This country does not have conservatives. And you wouldn’t want to live in a country with true conservatives; people that have strong, ancient, codified beliefs that define themselves and their country. I implore you to travel to the heart of Africa in Nigeria and start preaching about being pegged by your fat transgender man-wife and see how that goes for you. No virtue signaling for you to be had there. The truth of the matter is, in America we have gay, and slightly less gay. The “conservatives” in this country are nothing more than repressed liberals. They truly stand for nothing and exist only to act as a fabricated foil to American progressivism to give the population something to fight against. In reality both sides are shaking hands behind closed doors, there is solidarity among the ruling class. The cuckservatives enjoy the same degeneracy as libtards and the true conservatives, the handful that exist, are ostracized from both sides. This same ruling applies for the far left, for all you Tankies out there.
Democratic policy has worked to keep the lower-class poor and sustain themselves through government subsidies and programs. Any striving for upward mobility is met with the removal of these programs, there is no support net for those wishing to be self-sufficient and this is of course intentional. And the Republican’s advocacy for overreaching capitalism produces mega corporations such as Walmart that act as a nuclear bomb for small businesses. When the nuke of Walmart is dropped in any American town or city, it will bankrupt the majority of small businesses within it. The fallout of this disaster leaves thousands, maybe millions, of Americans jobless and destroys the diversity of creative local businesses. And of course, the vast majority of food stamps and government subsidies are used at mega corporations, the number one being Walmart. Is this not horrifically beautiful? This is the marriage between the left and right working as intended. It doesn’t matter what side of the aisle you consider yourself on. Because both forces work in tandem to perpetuate their own power and security at the expense of you.
I read a story recently of a Walmart manager who shot and killed seven employees including himself. For the record, I do not condone acts of violence committed on civilians, so do not come after my publication. But. As I read about the man who committed this act, I learned that he worked as a manager at Walmart for 13 years. Again, I do not condone the actions. However, as a man of great sympathy and deep understanding of the human experience I understand that this man had been pushed to his limit. After only one visit to this land of the Walmart, I thought of writing a letter to Kamala Harris to drone strike every single Walmart in the United States. Eliminating the creatures that dwell in its cave and increasing the average IQ in the country by 40 points at least. To endure the brief torture I experienced for 13 years; to manage the unfathomably incompetent, drug addict employs; to placate to the whims of the monsters that shop there; he must have possessed the patients of a saint. I cannot even begin to think about the horrors experienced on a day-to-day basis, slowly eating away at you until the day you snap.
Very heavy read for some of you maybe. If you wish to have me arrested for what I say, then I implore you to eat my balls. I am possessed by the muses I don’t even recalling writing anything above so don’t even try. I usually wish to end with an uplifting message on the human spirit but maybe sometimes it is good for us to feel the unending, existential dread that faces us. There is no escaping, only accepting it. Next week I have a great article on a very interesting topic you will all enjoy reading. I must go, there is a sale on Great Value canned tuna-fish that I cannot pass up.
Until we meet again,
The Loracle At New Delphi
Walmart is an agent of the Antichrist
Just ordered an unmanned drone off Alibaba. I can operate it from the dungeon if there’s good enough Wi-Fi